FILENOX @ tweakblogs.net

Vandaag vond ik in de Huiskamer het 'Fuck My Life'-topic, gestart door RedHat, ik vond het wel een leuke site en aangezien niet iedereen HK-toegang heeft post ik 'm hier even (all credits to Redhat)


"Ik kwam een website tegen met geweldige quote's. Dingen die gebeuren in het leven waarbij je echt denkt f*** my life. Dit is leedvermaak ten top. Of alles waar is wat er tussen staat is te betwijfelen. Dus vergeet bash.org, want die is oud

http://fmylife.com

Enkele quote's

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said "As long as its not a spa day. that would suck I would never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

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Thx to RedHat